The quickest way to consume 416 calories

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 01/21/2018 at 21:01 • Filed to: Moolicious

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I present chocolate milk.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/21/2018 at 21:08

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Can confirm.

I bought a bottle earlier. Let’s just say I have one third left.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 01/21/2018 at 21:13

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I can’t control myself once I open a bottle, it’s down the hatch in a minute or less.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/21/2018 at 21:14

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I love chocolate milk. In rankings its:

Wife
Puppies
Cars
Chocolate Milk

Nibby > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/21/2018 at 21:20

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mmm

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/21/2018 at 22:02

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Chocolate milk is the best. I know it’s loaded with sugar but it’s one of those things I have to drink every now and then.

Ash78, voting early and often > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/21/2018 at 22:04

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Kalispell always sounds like the trance they’d put people into during the heart removal in Temple of Doom.

That is all.

DipodomysDeserti > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/21/2018 at 22:06

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[kinja’d bottle of Everclear]

200 calories per shot. Burns a little.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > DipodomysDeserti 01/21/2018 at 23:11

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Short chain hydrocarbons have more energy density than sugar, fat and protein.

Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/22/2018 at 09:10

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I did a big ski(almost 2 hours/20 miles) yesterday and was going to get Chocolate milk at the grocery store afterwards and somehow didn’t. I’m now jealous of you.

I always get the big one on road trips and lie to myself “this will last forever” and then 15 minutes later I’m thinking “where’s the rest of that quart?”

Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > DipodomysDeserti 01/22/2018 at 09:12

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Between the gagging and general awfulness I promise it would take me longer to get 2 shots of everclear down than even 32 ounces of chocolate milk.

DipodomysDeserti > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/22/2018 at 09:39

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Yep. Might have to add this as an EC question on the chem final I’m giving today.

DipodomysDeserti > Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle 01/22/2018 at 09:55

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I’ve done Everclear shots before. Surprisingly sweet, but burns quite a bit. Instant heart burn.